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| Author: | Justin [ Tue Dec 06, 2011 1:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | On the plane... |
A congressman was seated in first class next to a little girl on an airplane. He turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global warming, universal health care or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly. "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care or the economy when you don't know crap?" Then she went back to reading her book. |
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| Author: | Rox Crusher [ Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: On the plane... |
cute, and true |
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| Author: | Jesus_man [ Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:29 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: On the plane... |
They ought to know it, they are full of it!! J.D. |
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| Author: | Entourage [ Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:52 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: On the plane... |
Whoa! A Tattoo reference - Nice! Great joke BTW. |
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| Author: | airbur [ Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: On the plane... |
Nice! This is my favorite....you cannot help but crack up.... http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/bu ... bclet1.pdf |
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