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| Author: | Moab Mike [ Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | A Cowboy and Indian Classic |
Cowboy on the range encounters an Indian. Cowboy: "That your dog?" Indian: "Yep." Cowboy: "Mind if I speak to him?" Indian: "Dog no talk." Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doin' all right." Indian: (Look of shock!) Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian...) Dog: "Yep." Cowboy: "How's he treating you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play." Indian: (Look of total disbelief!) Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Indian: "Horse no talk." Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool." Indian: (Extreme look of shock!) Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Indian...) Horse: "Yep." Cowboy: "How's he treating you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down, and puts me in bad weather." Indian: (Look of TOTAL amazement!!) Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Indian: "Sheep lie." |
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| Author: | Entourage [ Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A Cowboy and Indian Classic |
LMAO |
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