Love that joke!

I've got a stall joke..true story.

My inlaws and I were moving my SIL from Tucson to Soldotna, AK. 4000 miles, May 30th. Day 4 we are in Anchorage getting dinner at 9pm +/-. The sun is out like it's midday, but we could only find a pizza place that was open. I run to the restroom to relieve myself and my FIL comes in a minute later. We're in Stalls side by side and hear this faaaaarrrt.... It was a good and juicy one. My FIL says "Damn JD, nice out!!" and I am doing everything I can not to laugh. I wash my hands and walk out the bathroom. seconds later so does my FIL. He says, what's so funny. I said "That wasn't me". with a puzzled look on his face he says "what"? Just then the source of the sound came walking out of the bathroom in the form of a 6'-2, 260lb guy. He didn't say a word, but went to his table. I bust a gut every time I think about it!

J.D.

This is what happened to me a long time ago.

I was traveling in rural Mississippi with my new sales guy for the first time. He was the type that just couldn't ever shut up.

I kept telling him to stop at the next place so I could use the bathroom but by the time we get there he would be so engrossed in one of his stories he would drive right past without stopping. Finally I told him to pull over or he was gonna have a mess in his truck.

So we pull over at a truck stop and I head straight to the bathroom while he gases up the truck.

I finish taking a leak and I head over to one of the aisles and am checking the maps out. I see him park the truck and go into the can. I buy the map and head out to the truck and get in.

About five minutes later he comes out with newspaper under his arm, opens driver door and sees me sitting in the passenger seat. He looks like he has seen a ghost. He hurredly hops in and starts the truck and we are outta there like we just robbed the joint.

I asked him what the big hurry was and he tells me that he thought I was taking a shiot in the stall next to him so he had decided to play a prank on me by turning out the lights when leaving.

Laughed my ass off for 30 miles.