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My New Truck
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Official CCB Member   Joined: Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:59 pm Posts: 1940 Location: Witness Protection Program 
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 My New TruckI bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. Go figure it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I returned to the dealer yesterday Because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated. 'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?' 'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' Came from the speakers. Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs. Yesterday, some guy ran a red light And nearly creamed my new truck, But I swerved in time to avoid him. I yelled, 'Asshole!' Immediately the radio responded with, Ladies and gentlemen, The President of The United States Damn I love this truck . . . |
| Wed Jun 29, 2011 6:59 pm |
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Official CCB Member  Joined: Thu Dec 23, 2010 6:55 pm Posts: 809 Location: Broomfield
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Re: My New Truck ROTFLMAO. That was good.
 _________________ Bob - Turning hydrocarbons into noise since 1970 Spiritual owner of the now Zoso mobile (1974 Bronco Ranger - EFI 351W-4R70W-ARB front and rear-STC softtop- High Country hood-3 1/2" WH lift- Cross inboard rear shock mnt- Duffs bumpers- Warn 8274- 33's- Cheby disc conversion) |
| Wed Jun 29, 2011 7:10 pm |
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Official CCB Member  Joined: Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:20 am Posts: 289 Location: Denver, CO
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Re: My New Truck Awesome! Made me chuckle!
Enjoy the new truck! Matt _________________ Her name is Lucy...and well...that's who she is! |
| Wed Jun 29, 2011 7:25 pm |
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Official CCB Member  Joined: Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:36 am Posts: 5984 Location: California
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Re: My New Truck Lol, hadn't heard that!
_________________ 1973 Bronco, 351 SEFI, Locked, discs, 35's ZF-5spd and Atlas 4spd. 235:1 Crawl Ratio. It may be ugly, but it's slow. http://www.ucora.org |
| Thu Jun 30, 2011 2:05 pm |
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Official CCB Member  Joined: Sat Dec 11, 2010 8:33 pm Posts: 54 Images: 1 Location: Parker, CO
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Re: My New Truck im buying a new truck ..
_________________ 66 Bronco (Molley) injected 418 stroker on juice, klune v ,4 speed atlas hi 9 35 spline air lockers front & rear, rcv axles. 37'' red krawlers. Four other sets of tires for ice racing and dirt drags. 290lbs of welding wire. |
| Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:50 pm |
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Official CCB Member  Joined: Sun Jan 02, 2011 9:37 pm Posts: 320
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Re: My New Truck I love the new F-series. If business ever gets back to what it was, I will be scoring one of those and I'll be passing the F-150 on.
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| Thu Jul 07, 2011 9:45 pm |
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