No, we're not talking road kill or Lycra clad power walkers. We're talking vehicles. Those monstrosities that don't quite fit in to the "unusual and unique" category that we have in another thread.

From now until December 31st, snap a pic of the ugliest vehicles you see on the road. Post them up. Whomever finds the "winner" scores themselves a free 2013 CCB calendar.

Rules:
1) It must be "on the road". No junk yard wrecks, backyard rust piles, or projects. Parking lots are fine, but tagged and road worthy at a minimum.
2) You must post a pic. No "I saw it! I swear!" or sketches on napkins.

That's it!

This could be interesting... You forgot the Lycra folks who have the nordic poles. Oh wait, maybe that's just a european thing?? As you know, they are pretty strict around here about what can be on the road. But it'll be fun to see what y'all come up with.

No-no, JD, there is a gal who wanders around down my neck of the woods in lycra, big fluffy sweater, knit cap, bug eyed sunglasses, Uggs and headphones. She also has the matching walking poles that she does tricks ala marching band - drum major. The poor gal is missing a few cards from the deck though.

Gary - I think you have a mission now. Zack didn't specify "thing" so technically if she's on the road, she's fair game! LOL! One of those that are a few fries short of a happy meal? A sandwhich short of a picnic? Yeah, I know the kind.

ah but he would have to tag her as that is specified...

I wouldn't be able to leave the poles standing. She flips them around or does a balancing act on her hands with em. And as far as tagging her goes, she never leaves the sidewalk, so do I get extra points for difficult terrain?

Here is a truck I saw bent in half but still cruising i-25 north of Castle Rock. Not sure how that thing still drives. Somebody must have pulled a dukes of hazard jump!Photo Feb 05, 8 10 30 AM.jpg
Photo Feb 05, 8 10 23 AM.jpg

This guy was in the left turn lane waiting for a signal. Right behind him was a motorcycle cop. Green arrow comes up, he turns and so does the cop. 2 guys sitting in the car, arms out the windows both of them g cigs....

Not sure how he sees the car in front of him

Ha that's what my wife's car looked like when she was the end of a ten car pile up, had to use a four pound sledge and a 3ft pry bar to modif*%k it so I could open it

Amazing what people will drive around. The truck bent in half is dangerous!!